the spittoon。 A spittoon； Hooch noticed； which had been sparkling clean。 Didn't anybody spit around here anymore； except Hooch？
〃You're getting civilized；〃 said Hooch。 〃Next thing you know you'll have lace curtains。〃
〃Oh； I do；〃 said Harrison。 〃In my house。〃
〃And little china chamber pots？〃
〃Hooch； you got a mind like a snake and a mouth like a hog。〃
〃That's why you love me； Bill cause you got a mind like a hog and a mouth like a snake。〃
〃Keep that in mind；〃 said Harrison。 〃You just keep that in mind； how I might bite； and bite deep； and bite with poison in it。 You keep that in mind before you try to play your diddly games with me。〃
〃Diddly games！〃 cried Hooch。 〃What do you mean； Bill Harrison！ What do you accuse me of！〃
〃I accuse you of arranging for us to have no likker at all for four long months of springtime； till I had to hang three Reds for breaking into military stores； and even my soldiers ran out！〃
〃Me！ I brought this load here as fast as I could！〃
Harrison just smiled。
Hooch kept his look of pained outrage it was one of his best expressions； and besides it was even partly true。 If even one of the other whisky traders had half a head on him； he'd have found a way downriver despite Hooch's efforts。 It wasn't Hooch's fault if he just happened to be the sneakiest； most malicious； lowdown； petent skunk in a business that wasn't none too clean and none too bright to start with。
Hooch's look of injured innocence lasted longer than Harrison's smile； which was about what Hooch figured would happen。
〃Look here； Hooch；〃 said Harrison。
〃Maybe you better start calling me Mr。 Ulysses Palmer；〃 said Hooch。 〃Only my friends call me Hooch。〃
But Harrison did not take the bait。 He did not start to make protests of his undying friendship。 〃Look here； Mr。 Palmer；〃 said Harrison； 〃you know and I know that this hasn't got a thing to do with friendship。 You want to be rich； and I want to be governor of a real state。 I need your likker to be governor； and you need my protection to be rich。 But this time you pushed too far。 You understand me？ You can have a monopoly for all I care； but if I don't get a steady supply of whisky from you； I'll get it from someone else。〃
〃Now Governor Harrison； I can understand you might've started fretting along in there sometime； and I can make it right with you。 What if you had six kegs of the best whisky all on your own〃
But Harrison wasn't in the mood to be bribed； either。 〃What you forget； Mr。 Palmer； is that I can have all this whisky； if I want it。〃
Well； if Harrison could be blunt； so could Hooch； though he made it a practice to say things like this with a smile。 〃Mr。 Governor； you can take all my whisky once。 But then what trader will want to deal with you？〃
Harrison laughed and laughed。 〃Any trader at all； Hooch Palmer； and you know it！〃
Hooch knew when he'd been beat。 He joined right in with the laughing。
Somebody knocked on the door。 〃e in；〃 said Harrison。 At the same time he waved Hooch to stay in his chair。 A soldier stepped in； saluted； and said； 〃Mr。 Andrew Jackson here to see you； sir。 From the Tennizy country； he says。〃
〃Days before I looked for him；〃 said Harrison。 〃But I'm delighted； couldn't be more pleased； show him in； show him in。〃
Andrew Jackson。 Had to be that lawyer fellow they called Mr。 Hickory。 Back in the days when Hooch was working the Tennizy country； Hickory Jackson was a real country boy killed a man in a duel； put his fists into a few faces now and then； had a name for keeping his word； and the story was that he wasn't exactly pletely married to his wife； who might well have another husband in her past who wasn't even dead。 That was the difference between Hickory and Hooch Hooch would've made sure the husband was dead and buried long since。 So Hooch was a little surprised that this Jackson was big enough now to have business that would take him clear from Tennizy up to Carthage City。
But that was nothing to his surprise when Jackson stepped through the door； ramrod straight with eyes like fire。 He strode across the room and offered his hand to Governor Harrison。 Called him Mr。 Harrison； though。 Which meant he was either a fool； or he didn't figure he needed Harrison as much as Harrison needed him。
〃You got too many Reds around here；〃 said Jackson。 〃That one…eyed drunk by the door is enough to make a body puke。〃
〃Well；〃 said Harrison； 〃I think of him as kind of a pet。 My own pet Red。〃
〃Lolla…Wossiky；〃 said Hooch helpfully。 Well； not really helpfully。 He just didn't like how Jackson hadn't noticed him； and Harrison hadn't bothered to introduce him。 Jackson turned to look at him。 〃What did you say？〃
〃Loila…Wossiky；〃 said Hooch。
〃The one…eyed Red's name；〃 said Harrison。
Jackson eyed Hooch coldly。 〃The only time I need to know the name of a horse；〃 he said； 〃is when I plan to ride it。〃
〃My name's Hooch Palmer；〃 said Hooch。 He offered his hand。
Jackson didn't take it。 〃Your name is Ulysses Brock；〃 said Jackson； 〃and you owe more than ten pounds in unpaid debts back in Nashville。 Now that Appalachee has adopted U。S。 currency； that means you owe two hundred and twenty dollars in gold。 I bought those debts and it happens that I have the papers with me； since I heard you were trading whisky up in these parts； and so I think I'll place you under arrest。 〃
It never occurred to Hooch that Jackson would have that kind of memory； or be such a skunk as to buy a man's paper； especially seven…year…old paper； which by now should be pretty much forgot。 But sure enough； Jackson took a warrant out of his coat pocket and laid it on Governor Harrison's desk。
〃Since I appreciate your already having this man in custody when I arrived；〃 said Jackson； 〃I am glad to tell you that under Appalachee law the apprehending officer is entitled to ten percent of the funds collected。 〃
Harrison leaned back in his chair and grinned at Hooch。 〃Well； Hooch； maybe you better set down and let's all get better acquainted。 Or I guess maybe we don't have to； since Mr。 Jackson here seems to know you better than I did。 〃
〃Oh； I know Ulysses Brock all right；〃 said Jackson。 〃He's just the sort of skunk we had to get rid of in Tennizy before we could lay claim to being civilized。 And I expect you'll be rid of his sort soon enough here； too； as you get the Wobbish country ready to apply for admission to the United States。〃
〃You take a lot for granted；〃 said Harrison。 〃We might try to go it alone out here； you know。〃
〃If Appalachee couldn't make a go of it alone； with Tom Jefferson as President； you won't do any better here； I reckon。〃
〃Well maybe；〃 said Harrison； 〃just maybe we've got to do something that Tom Jefferson didn't have the guts to do。 And maybe we've got a need for men like Hooch here。〃
〃What you have need for is soldiers；〃 said Jackson。 〃Not rummers。〃
Harrison shook his head。 〃You're a man who forces me to e to the point； Mr。 Jackson； and I can calculate right enough why the folks in Tennizy sent you on up here to meet with me。 So I'll e to the point。 We've got the same trouble up here that you've got down there； and that trouble can be summed up in one word： Reds。〃
〃Which is why I'm perplexed that you let drunken Reds sit around here in your own headquarters。 They all belong west of the Mizzipy； and that's as plain as day。 We won't have peace and we won't have civilization until that's done。 And since Appalachee and the U。S。 alike are convinced that Reds can be treated like human beings； we've got to solve our Red problem before we join the Union。 It's as simple as that。〃
〃Well； you see？〃 said Harrison。 〃We already agree pletely。〃
〃Then why is it that you keep your headquarters as full of Reds as Independence Street in Washington City？ They have Cherriky men acting as clerks and even holding government offices in Appalachee； right in the capital； jobs that White men ought to have； and then I e here and find you keep Reds around you； too。〃
〃Cool down； Mr。 Jackson； cool right down。 Don't the King keep his Blacks there in his palace in Virginia？〃
〃His Blacks are slaves。 Everybody knows you can't